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The Crazy Goose Brighton

Boyce's Street, Brighton and Hove, Brighton, UK

Verified · Sept 2026
33 wines analysed

TGWG's Verdict

The Good Wine Guide

“The Crazy Goose Brighton wine list is a vibrant curation of terroir-driven bottles, spanning ancient Georgian qvevris to English sparkling benchmark estates. High-altitude Mediterranean whites sit alongside rustic Old World reds. Crucially, ordering La Rétro, Côtes Catalanes, Domaine Lafage Roussillon, France by the glass offers better per-ml value than purchasing the bottle.”

🏆 Table Hero Pick
★ 4.2+129%

Blanc de Blancs, Wiston Estate Sussex, England

Sussex, England£80.00
✨ SavvySipper SpottedSmart Ordering Tips

Cheaper by the glass! Ordering 175ml glasses (£10.50) is 17% cheaper than buying the £54.00 bottle.

Same value as the bottle — the 125ml glass (£7.50) has zero extra markup for ordering a single glass.

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Chenin Blanc Old Vine, Brookdale Paarl, South Africa

Paarl, South Africa

Est. Vivino★4.3Top 3% Globally
Est. Markup+168%Retail £28
Bottle£75.00750ml Bottle
2

Sancerre, Eric Louis Loire, France

Loire, France

Est. Vivino★4.2Top 3% Globally
Est. Markup+177%Retail £26
Bottle£72.00750ml Bottle
3

Pecorino Superiore, La Canaglia Vigna Bianca, Fontefico Abruzzo, Italy

Abruzzo, Italy

Glass:175ml £15.50(+7%)500ml £44.50(+8%)
Est. Vivino★4.1Top 6% Globally
Est. Markup+182%Retail £22
Bottle£62.00750ml Bottle
4

Verdejo / Sauvignon Blanc, Celadón, Bodegas Fontana Central Castile, Spain

Central Castile, Spain

Glass:175ml £9.25(+7%)500ml £26.50(+7%)
Est. Vivino★3.9Highly Rated
Est. Markup+185%Retail £13
Bottle£37.00750ml Bottle
5

Qvevri, Rkatsiteli, Vachnadziani Winery Kakheti, Georgia

Kakheti, Georgia

Glass:175ml £14.50(+7%)500ml £41.50(+7%)
Est. Vivino★4Top 6% Globally
Est. Markup+190%Retail £20
Bottle£58.00750ml Bottle
6

Blanc de Blanc, Château Oumsiyat Bekaa Valley, Lebanon

Bekaa Valley, Lebanon

Glass:175ml £8.75(+7%)500ml £25.00(+7%)
Est. Vivino★3.7Verified Score
Est. Markup+192%Retail £12
Bottle£35.00750ml Bottle
7

Orange No es Pituko, Viña Echeverría Valle de Curicó, Chile

Valle de Curicó, Chile

Glass:175ml £11.00(+7%)500ml £31.50(+7%)
Est. Vivino★3.8Highly Rated
Est. Markup+193%Retail £15
Bottle£44.00750ml Bottle
8

Grenache / Viognier, Un Petit Blanc, Campuget Languedoc, France

Languedoc, France

Glass:175ml £7.50(+7%)500ml £21.50(+7%)
Est. Vivino★3.6Verified Score
Est. Markup+200%Retail £10
Bottle£30.00750ml Bottle
9

Moschofilero / Roditis, Voltes, Monemvasia Winery Tsimbidi Monemvasia, Greece

Monemvasia, Greece

Glass:175ml £10.50(+7%)500ml £30.00(+7%)
Est. Vivino★3.8Highly Rated
Est. Markup+200%Retail £14
Bottle£42.00750ml Bottle
10

Assyrtiko / Kydonitsa, Dialogos, Agios Andreas, Ktima Dio Ipsi Peloponnese, Greece

Peloponnese, Greece

Glass:175ml £15.00(+7%)500ml £43.00(+7%)
Est. Vivino★4Top 6% Globally
Est. Markup+200%Retail £20
Bottle£60.00750ml Bottle
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MARGIN15 / 25
CROWD SCORE19 / 25
GLASS TAX22 / 25
DISCOVERY25 / 25
Avg Markup+199%
Avg Vivino★ 3.9
Avg Glass Tax+7%

Raw Averages Extracted:

  • Menu Average Mark-up: 199% (Lose 1 pt for every 10% above 100% across the menu)
  • Menu Average Crowd Score: 3.9 (Lose 1 pt for every 0.1 decrease below 4.5 across the menu)
  • Menu Average Glass Tax: 7%(Drops 1 pt for every 2% of glass tax applied. Benchmarked exclusively on the standard 175ml pour.)
  • Menu Discovery: 25 / 25 (AI extracted: 33 bottles (5 pts — 1 pt per 5 bottles), 31 grapes (10 pts — 1 pt per 1.5 grapes), and 29 regions (10 pts — 1 pt per region))

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